And why stop covering ourselves with just lowly face masks?
Why not just wear hazmat suits to get full body coverage?
While we're at it, let's go full-out, full-scale, all-or-nothing warrior approach and forget hazmat suits (plastic is bad for the climate), but how about body armor made of iron and steel (and whatever knights used), suits of chain-link and helmets too. Dual-protection: you never know when a piece of masonry or tree branch is going to fall down and crack your skull. It's very windy out today!
Body armor might help too when you're driving in your car. Air bags are for wimps! The possibilities are endless. #pinkypromisesforever